I love our gun dog baby family.
Newsflash, Boston whore has seen Italian Penis.
You will not wreck this night with your forced white people group fun.
2 League MVPs, 4 SuperBowl Rings, guaranteed 1st Ballot Hall of Famer. Now lets give him a hand job into this cup.
Wow, you make history come alive.
Well that was back when she was rowwr and before she was who-hoa!
We dont' know any lawyers, all our friends make sandwiches.
I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about twenty minutes.
I gotta post this. Hashtag _Grrr, Mondays.
We could totally be lawyers.
Its always good to find new ways to surprise your lover.
Ahh scuz me, wheres your non-jerk off bathroom?
Piss off, I dont want to get any jizz on me!
That felt smooth, really smooth.
Thats what you get for fuckin excersizin!
Sicher und bequem einkaufen